afternoon, folks, captain here. bit of news: both engines have quit, so we won't be making phoenix, or any airport. if you're on the left side, that's the grand canyon, and you'll be seeing a lot more of it shortly. we expect to be on the ground in about four minutes. cabin crew, no need to come round with the bins. thanks for flying skyward.
oct 11 · 65 words
joel’s solution
a solution to this is your captain that holds all 7 rules. rule 1 is “this is the captain’s announcement to the passengers.”