all ladders

oct 13 · 9 rules

open house

play it

hints

  1. 1write a normal listing first. three bedrooms, a garden, the station. you’ll bend it later.

  2. 2you can disclose a killing without any of the words for it. say where the owner was found and who wasn’t.

  3. 3once the listing is for one reader, the features you already praised are things they’ve seen. “as you’ll remember” does a lot of work.

  4. 4an agent never accuses a buyer. they agree with them. “we think you’ll find it came up beautifully.”

  5. 5why would an agent want this buyer? they won’t ask about the kitchen, they won’t need a survey, and they already have a key.